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Where product plans fall apart, deploys fail at 10:59 PM, and Slack threads turn existential, this is the meme archive of my startup life. Not everything needs a case study; some things just need shitposting.

Product Ideas at Work vs Shower
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Product Ideas at Work vs Shower

The brain loves hot water, not Slack pings.
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Developers seeing their product ad
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Developers seeing their product ad

“I build that animation…”
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Kubernetes with Terraform
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Kubernetes with Terraform

DevOps Goosebumps.
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PM Hat Collection
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PM Hat Collection

Sprint planning hat, user empathy hat, data hat, “pls no roadmap changes” hat.
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Monoliths are better
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Monoliths are better

Until someone reads Hacker News and rewrites it in microservices.
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AWS Admin Access is Everything
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AWS Admin Access is Everything

This is why DevOps gets weirdly quiet when things go wrong.
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Product Managers and Sticky Notes
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Product Managers and Sticky Notes

The roadmap is under here. Somewhere. Probably Jira ticket #139.
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Google Chrome says Thank you
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Google Chrome says Thank you

This is the developer equivalent of cake
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Code after everyone’s input
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Code after everyone’s input

Started as pizza. Shipped as sushi. No one knows who owns it now.
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We build the best
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We build the best

The arc begins with Redis and ends with downtime.
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PM Job Description
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PM Job Description

Engineer, analyst, therapist, notion wizard, fire extinguisher.
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Developers moving tickets
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Developers moving tickets

Work not done. Deadline moved. So... we move the ticket. New sprint, same drowning.
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