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Where product plans fall apart, deploys fail at 10:59 PM, and Slack threads turn existential, this is the meme archive of my startup life. Not everything needs a case study; some things just need shitposting.

I have played these games before.
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I have played these games before.

And they still burn.
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AI Over Everything
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AI Over Everything

PitchGPT > Fixing flows (“Let’s AI the modal!”)
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Every founder. Every sprint. Every damn time.
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Every founder. Every sprint. Every damn time.

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Open Source Reality Check
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Open Source Reality Check

The issue was raised in 2021. 7 "me too" comments.
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Product Brain on Vacation
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Product Brain on Vacation

Lying on a beach but mentally wireframing the onboarding flow.
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Contact sales to solve the production issue
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Contact sales to solve the production issue

Just take my money. Or better: a self-serve plan.
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Final MR x Merge Conflicts
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Final MR x Merge Conflicts

Uno No Mercy.
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Modernisation is the new fad
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Modernisation is the new fad

“Can we just refactor the whole system while we’re at it?” No. No we can’t.
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PM in the Party
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PM in the Party

Release note: fixed a bug in the profile preview Real life: still shipping bugs in your love life
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DevOps vs SRE
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DevOps vs SRE

One deploys. The other documents?
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Tech Leads Onboarding Freshers
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Tech Leads Onboarding Freshers

How do you do, fellow kids?
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Product Ideas at Work vs Shower
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Product Ideas at Work vs Shower

The brain loves hot water, not Slack pings.
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